Never Say Genius (The Genius Files, Book 2) by Dan Gutman

By Dan Gutman

Today is Coke and Pepsi McDonald's 13th birthday. Someone's out to ensure they by no means make it to 13 and a part.

Racing throughout America,
the twins will approximately be
BOILED ALIVE
in a major basket of french fries,
FROZEN TO DEATH
by soft-serve ice cream,
STAMPEDED
in a wild stadium riot,
KIDNAPPED
from a high-speed
roller coaster, and
WORST OF ALL
their mom and dad think
they're completely joking!

Will they live on? Will they defeat Archie Clone? Will they be dropped out of a helicopter onto the top of the Washington Monument? Will they ever say "genius"?

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If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off. Bill Veeck, US baseball executive It is not unusual for students (male and female) to wear baseball caps while attending lectures or even undertaking 18 EXAM SCAMS DOCUPRO FINAL ART CLIENT ALLEN & UNWIN REFERENCE DP1\DP6203W\MAIN DOCU PHONE (02) 438 3722 DOCU FAX (02) 438 3733 92 CHANDOS STREET ST LEONARDS NSW 2065 18 1800\100\195\BROMIDE\PRR 130 × 195 examinations, and generally supervisors have raised no objection.

Other cheats are somewhat less sophisticated in their approach. They simply write their answers in large letters on smallish pieces of blank paper torn out of their answer booklets and hold them up for their friends to see while the supervisors have their backs turned. They do not seem to care if other students also catch their answers. 30 EXAM SCAMS DOCUPRO FINAL ART CLIENT ALLEN & UNWIN REFERENCE DP1\DP6203W\MAIN DOCU PHONE (02) 438 3722 DOCU FAX (02) 438 3733 92 CHANDOS STREET ST LEONARDS NSW 2065 30 1800\100\195\BROMIDE\PRR 130 × 195 Moving furniture Somebody ’ s boring me—I think it’s me.

The lecturer found the situation somewhat disturbing, since at no time had she seen the two suspects in each other’s company during their university studies. When the students were summoned before the dean to explain the ‘coincidence’, both vigorously denied even being acquaintances and swore that they did not copy from one another, as alleged by the authorities. Indeed, both said they would attest to this fact in court if necessary. So convincing was their performance that they were believed. This was only to be expected, since they were telling the truth.

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