By Terry Pratchett
ITS THE evening ahead of HOGSWATCH. AND IT'S TOO QUIET.
Where is the massive jolly fats man? Why is Death creeping down chimneys and attempting to say Ho Ho Ho? The darkest evening of the 12 months is getting much darker...
Susan the gothic governess has obtained to type it out by means of morning, another way there won't be a morning. Ever again...
The twentieth Discworld novel is a festive ceremonial dinner of darkness and loss of life (but with jolly robins and tinsel too).
As they say: You'd greater watch out...
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Giant anteaters walk on their knuckles to protect their long front claws? . giant anteaters are solitary creatures, with the exception of the newborn, which rides on its mother’s back? . baby anteaters line up the stripes on their fur exactly with their mother’s stripes? Scientists are not sure why they do this. Perhaps to make the baby hard for predators to spot? . the giant anteater sleeps as much as 15 hours per day? It also uses its long, bushy tail as a blanket. . the surrealist artist Salvador Dalí had a pet giant anteater, which he occasionally took for strolls through Paris?
1 In most cases, you can see the glass frog’s liver, digestive tract, lungs, and sometimes the heart beating through its skin. Inches 1 2 There are believed to be at least 138 species of glass frogs. Fig. indd 46 3 Glass frogs often lay their eggs on leaves that overhang water pools. When the eggs hatch, the tadpoles drop into the water. 4 Glass frogs are occasionally found hiding in kitchen cabinets next to dishes and bowls. (Okay, I made that up. ) 3/27/12 12:56 PM 47 GREAT HORNBILL Kingdom Animalia Phylum Chordata Class Aves Order Coraciiformes Family Bucerotidae Genus Buceros Species B.