By Tucker Max
Tucker Max’s 3rd and ultimate e-book in his sequence of news approximately his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What begun as an easy sentence on an imprecise web site, “My identify is Tucker Max, and i'm an asshole,” and built into infamously genre-defining books, i am hoping They Serve Beer In Hell and Assholes end First, ends here.
But as you might want to count on from Tucker by means of now, he's going out with a bang—literally and figuratively. during this booklet, you’ll learn:
* how one can dwell and paintings in Cancun, whereas nonetheless enrolled in legislations School,
* Why Halloween is de facto awesome,
* the right way to subtly torture a highstrung roommate until eventually he explodes with livid anger over a lost condiment,
* What fairly occurred while a filthy competition lady attempted to sue Tucker simply because he advised the truth,
* Why you need to by no means settle for a do-it-yourself deal with from a hippie with a van, and
* What occurs while Tucker turns sexting right into a sport.
He’s nonetheless Tucker Max, and—for another book—he’s nonetheless an asshole.
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