By Michael Alexander
From the folk who introduced you the bestselling Confessions of a GP. From stampeding nudes to drunk children, younger nurse Michael Alexander by no means particularly knew what he was once getting himself into. yet now, 16 years because he used to be first embarked on his nursing occupation - because the simply guy in a gynaecology ward - he's pretty well handled every little thing: physique elements that come off in his palms; young children with phantom pregnancies; medical professionals not able to inform the variation among their left and correct; violent drunks; making a song kin; sexism...and loads of nudity. Confessions of a Male Nurse is a touching, stunning and regularly hilarious account of 1 man's lifestyles in nursing.
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