By Mike Bender, Doug Chernack
The authors of the New York instances bestseller Awkward relations Photos are again with a hilarious tribute to the unbreakable and occasionally uncomfortable bond among humans and their pets.
There are few issues extra profitable than having a puppy. They love us unconditionally, bathe us with awareness, and thanks to them, we really stay longer. So, what can in all likelihood be awkward approximately our animal BFFs? good . . . not anything. actually, we're the awkward ones. we love our pets, yet let's face it--sometimes L-O-V-E makes us cross a bit overboard. Like giving them heart names, throwing them complex birthday events, and making them a Christmas sweater to compare with the remainder of the relatives. fact is, what they cherish such a lot is our companionship. and perhaps that's the explanation we care approximately them so much--because for such easy pleasures, they permit us to be as awkward as we need.
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