Asshole No More (The Asshole Saga, Book 1) by Xavier Crement

By Xavier Crement

An underground bestseller for greater than 2 a long time, Asshole No More is the step forward publication through former proctologist, X. Crement, M.D., within the prognosis and remedy of assholism.

Asshole No More is a self-help consultant for recuperating assholes—and their sufferers. Hilarioous!

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5 million illegal aliens have entered the country AND if the Census Bureau does NOT exclude non-citizens from the data? The Best of Captain Capitalism - Dear Penthouse Forum This was arguably the most popular post and taught me a great lesson in the economics of blogs; Smut and sex sells and ain't none of you honyakers interest in economics as much as you are dirt on people's dating lives. Alas, what am I to do, a true capitalism responds to the market. It was several weeks ago I was sitting at one of my favorite jazz clubs.

Fortunately, I have that trait that all people seemingly are hell-bent on hating and beating out of me, cynicism. And whilst many of you want to just “let go” and be blissfully happy, ignorant to the realities around you whilst you hold hands around the camp fire singing Kumbya and participate in candle-light vigils, some of us were being vigilant. For as a cynic I remember college and I remember the majority of the women I dated were frankly, morons. Now one could make the argument, this was a sample bias since only morons would go out with me, but I contend another theory.

I caught a lot of flak for this post from women, but (as is many of the times) they don't realize my main aim in this post was to save future women (and men as well) from wasting their precious time and money on such worthless degrees. Oh well, tough fatherly love is out of fashion in today's DesperatehousewivesDawsonsCreekTeenIdol America. Often I have been accused of being a cynic. And not necessarily in a positive light either. ” So to disprove the doubting Thomases and to help us once again advance our understanding about economics I shall demonstrate why cynicism and those that participate in it, cynics, are necessary and right in their insistence on being cynical.

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