Apathy and Other Small Victories by Paul Neilan

By Paul Neilan

The single factor Shane cares approximately is leaving. often on a Greyhound bus, correct prior to his existence falls aside back. similar to he deliberate. yet this time it's complex: there's a sadistic company climber who thinks she's his female friend, a rent-subsidized affair together with his landlord's spouse, and the bizarrely attractive deaf assistant to Shane's cosmically risky dentist.

When one of many girls is murdered, and Shane is the one suspect who doesn't care adequate to behave like he didn't do it, the query turns into simply how he'll transparent the great identify he by no means had and doesn't rather wish: his personal.

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That’s why me and Tammy are still going out even though she gave Danny Corvo a hand job in the Copps [Food Center] freezer a few months ago. ’ ” Muntner, who prior to meeting Gaska had dated only two girls, one for five weeks and the other for two months, said he is amazed that he was able to find the perfect person so quickly—and in a town of only 3,400 people. ” Muntner said. “Most people who marry someone from their hometown just settle for whatever’s around. ” NEWS IN BRIEF Love Letter Made Longer By Increasing Margins CRYSTAL BAY, NV—A half-page love letter written using Microsoft Word on Monday by Derek Glassburn, 19, to his girlfriend Amanda Tinker, 20, was expanded to a full page by increasing the document’s margins by nearly one quarter inch on all sides.

I just hope that she doesn’t communicate by fax machine. If she does, well, then, tough cookies, because I don’t have one. “I just hope that she doesn’t communicate by fax machine. If she does, well, then, tough cookies, because I don’t have one. ” That’s just how I roll. Hey, if she doesn’t want to come over to my tiny, filthy apartment for a brief round of underwhelming, surprisingly messy sex, then that’s her loss. Really, it’s cool. I got a whole line of girls ready to politely exchange numbers with me as I stare at my feet, too petrified to make eye contact.

Though Penderman established that he has not seen you bring home anyone in months, he stated that he would not be opposed to you having a fuckfest. “This is your home, you should be able to bang all night long anytime you want—like I did,” Penderman said. ” Throughout the day and then again that afternoon when you returned home from running errands, Penderman continued to express regret that “this place reeks of sex,” which he blamed equally on the considerable amount of intercourse he was having over and over again yesterday and the apartment’s thin walls.

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