By Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
Publish yr note: First released in 2010
It's a summer season to recollect . . . on the Jersey Shore.
Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer season ever. whereas they couldn't be extra different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken social gathering woman and Bella is a tall, narrow athlete who regularly holds her tongue—for the subsequent month they're able to pouf up their hair, wear their stilettos, and take up all that beach Heights, New Jersey, has to supply: scorching guidos, cool golf equipment, fried Oreos, and many tequila.
So a long way, Gia's summer time is on fireplace. among approximately burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the preferred "tan-tags" on the Tantastic Salon the place she works, and rescuing a shark at the seashore, she turns into an area big name in a single day. fortunately, she meets the best man to aid her continue the flames lower than regulate. Firefighter Frank Rossi is precisely her kind: substantial, tan, and Italian. yet is he tricky adequate to deal with Gia while issues quite warmth up?
Bella is greater than prepared for a few enjoyable within the solar. eventually freed from her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left domestic in Brooklyn with one objective in brain: hooking up with an attractive gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer time fling. very quickly, she lands a role best "Beat Up the Beat" dance sessions at an area health club, and is scooped up through Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. simply challenge: Bella can't get her romantic and ripped boss Tony "Trouble" Troublino out of her head. He's courting fabric. without notice, Bella's uncertain what she wishes.
The cousins quickly become aware of that for each buddy they make at the boardwalk, there also are opponents, slummers, and frenemies who will do whatever to smash their summer—and test their courting. earlier than July ends, the bonds of family members and friendship may be stretched to the brink. Will the haters be triumphant, or will Gia and Bella locate love on the Shore?
For everybody who loves MTV's hit truth express, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's candy, humorous, and horny novel completely captures the warmth, the power, the thrill, and the drama of Jersey Shore.
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