99 Reasons to Hate Cats: Cartoons for Cat Lovers by Tom Briscoe

By Tom Briscoe

99 purposes to Hate Cats is for cat fans - and people who have the capacity to simply peacefully coexist. You'll end up and your cat (or cats) within the pages of this enjoyable, humorous sketch ebook. It exhibits the various methods our tom cat pals could make us smile, snort and be pushed a bit crazy.

Here are a number of the lovingly documented purposes to hate cats:
Reason 12: Waking up within the morning sooner than you do
Reason 19: considering each can is stuffed with tuna
Reason 33: for those who have been sufficiently small, they'd devour you.
Reason 56: Throwing up in precisely the incorrect spot
Reason 91: each chair is the cat's chair

All of the explanations are encouraged via way of life with actual cats. brief biographies of every of the pussycats who encouraged the artwork are incorporated at the back of the book.

Each of the ninety nine purposes are amusingly illustrated with unique comic strip artwork. the pictures are uncomplicated, expressive and entice old and young alike. Illustrations are proven in colour in your Kindle app (on iPhone, iPad and Android), Kindle hearth and the Amazon Cloud Reader.

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