50 Sure Ways for a Girl to Stay Single by Pim Pauline Overgaard

By Pim Pauline Overgaard

If you usually dread the second one date, keep on with this hilarious book's sage suggestion, and you may by no means have one again:

  • Make an inventory of items he has to alter in visual appeal and behaviour ahead of he will be with you.
  • Tell him you as soon as attempted to kill your ex, then begin to snicker hysterically.
  • Bring a booklet of child names in your first date and circle those you're keen on with a crimson marker.

    50 convinced methods for a lady to stick Single is a guidebook that is worthy in a few severe occasions. for instance, as a way to finish that determined loser's weigh down on you, hire those wise strategies:

  • Never shave.
  • Chew together with your mouth open.
  • Chain smoke.

    If your clueless pal simply cannot comprehend why her relationships do not final, slip this publication into her bag and wish she acknowledges herself in those vintage gems:

  • Never even attempt to pay the bill.
  • Use i do not understand as a solution for everything.
  • Bring up your ex as frequently as possible.

  • Always...
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    13 Use I don’t know” as an answer for everything! 14 Only invite him over if your house is a mess! 15 Always leave some hints around to show your true intentions! 16 Let him know you live only for him! 17 Give him a detailed description of the sex dream you had about his best friend! 18 Never shave! 19 Complain to the waiter about everything, have him take it back, but change your mind when he returns! 20 Tell him you once tried to kill your ex, then start to laugh hysterically! 21 Tape over his porn with Touched by an Angel!

    25 Make long-term plans on your first date! 26 Order three desserts and tell him how nice it is not having to worry about your appearance now that you’ve “found” him. 27 Arrange for him to pick you up somewhere and make him wait for at least an hour. Make sure not to apologize. 28 Be confrontational at any given moment and argue with everything he says. 29 Flirt openly with the bartender and make sure you get his phone number! 30 Point out his flaws. If he doesn’t have any, make some up. 31 Flirt with his friends!

    25 Make long-term plans on your first date! 26 Order three desserts and tell him how nice it is not having to worry about your appearance now that you’ve “found” him. 27 Arrange for him to pick you up somewhere and make him wait for at least an hour. Make sure not to apologize. 28 Be confrontational at any given moment and argue with everything he says. 29 Flirt openly with the bartender and make sure you get his phone number! 30 Point out his flaws. If he doesn’t have any, make some up. 31 Flirt with his friends!

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